Hillary or Bust

In case you missed it, you must read this hilarious satire from the Times Online (from across the pond), poking fun at Obama’s messianic complex:

He ventured forth to bring light to the world
The anointed one’s pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers

Here’s a great excerpt:

As word spread throughout the land about the Child’s wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.

And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child’s journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.

Ah yes. And across the world, we will all join hands and sing “Kumbayah” if Obama is elected. Riiiight.